endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

It’s you. It’s been you for the past 486 days. Since the moment I met you. It’s you at 2 in the morning or 4 in the afternoon. It’s you when I’m sleeping and studying and eating and laughing. You are everywhere and you are everything.
― 2am thoughts (via gracefully-found)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

zacheway:

Being negative does not make you a good critic, it makes you cynical. We do not need more cynics. We need people who can be positive in such a negative-minded world. Problem solvers, people who think outside of the box, people who are actively seeking change- people who won’t wait around for…

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    My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

    chelsieautumn:

    people are not commodities. they are not stepping stones. they are not there for agendas. they are not in your life to complete tasks. they are not there for you to manipulate and play games with and twist to your purposes like story characters. they are living and breathing beings who have all…